I've captured the last two minutes in an mpg file, using some free software that's a bit fiddly but worth all the hastle, and it plays on Windows Media player.
One of the best clips I've ever seen!
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Have to agree with elements comments, the clip is amazing.
I've captured the last two minutes in an mpg file, using some free software that's a bit fiddly but worth all the hastle, and it plays on Windows Media player.
One of the best clips I've ever seen!
I've captured the last two minutes in an mpg file, using some free software that's a bit fiddly but worth all the hastle, and it plays on Windows Media player.
One of the best clips I've ever seen!
QUOTE (Dawnie @ Oct 21 2008, 12:46 AM) 
....Wow. Thank you for finding that and posting it.
QUOTE (Fantasneezer @ Oct 20 2008, 02:43 AM)
Another one from justin.tv/mathiusthegreat at 11:28 pm october 8
Yup, I found that one last night but it was too late to cut and upload it.
It's up now however, good audio and video.
Additionally I've added one more from October 10th at 12:20 PM. Good audio and video, although she does start to move out of the frame during the sneeze.
QUOTE (lk @ Oct 21 2008, 04:03 AM)
...you will find an mp4 file of the whole thing. It's an enormous file, nearly 30 minutes long. Almost all of that is false starts, including those in the second clip above. A few minutes from the end, you'll find the one sneeze in the first clip above. Then the screen goes blank for a good while. Finally, at the very end, there is a final clip, of one of the best fits I have ever seen on video. It's female. It's worth all the wait and all the bandwidth to get the file. (If I knew how to edit down the clip, I would; perhaps someone else can help with that.)
clip (when savefile has finished uploading at 500 bytes/sec 
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QUOTE (SunnyCaliGirl @ Oct 21 2008, 03:02 AM)
QUOTE (Dawnie @ Oct 21 2008, 12:46 AM)
....Wow. Thank you for finding that and posting it.
What in the world were those things in the beginning?
Spiders? Crabs? Spider Crabs? Whatever they were... they made my skin crawl. On top of it all ... they looked as if they were covered in some sort of powder. With the smoke and the spider/crab powder filling the air ... no wonder that dude was sneezing!Yeesh!
They're definitely crabs, and big ones too. You can see some people's hands come into the picture a few times, which provides scale. I'm guessing the "powder" is ice, since as far as I know these large crabs are usually caught in very cold water. It seems this clip is probably from a show such as Deadliest Catch that describes the lives of these people. While I'm sure it's easy for those people in that show to "catch" a cold as well as some crabs, a little sneezing fit is the least they have to worry about, with waves of freezing cold water splashing up onto the deck every few minutes.
QUOTE (lk @ Oct 20 2008, 06:33 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4acgWdNkT8...feature=related
One female, at the end.
This clip is from a kind of performance project from a Canadian artist named Christof Migone. He filmed a number of people, male and female, trying to induce sneezes. Mostly they seem to use pepper or snuff or some other similar substance, and mostly they fail. (Not surprisingly, they seem unaware of other, more reliable methods of inducing, well known to members of this forum.) You can see a longer excerpt of these failures here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inh43gmHjNM
You won't find sneezes, only false starts. But if you go to the artist's own site for the project...
http://www.christofmigone.com/html/project...Eternuite.html#
...you will find an mp4 file of the whole thing. It's an enormous file, nearly 30 minutes long. Almost all of that is false starts, including those in the second clip above. A few minutes from the end, you'll find the one sneeze in the first clip above. Then the screen goes blank for a good while. Finally, at the very end, there is a final clip, of one of the best fits I have ever seen on video. It's female. It's worth all the wait and all the bandwidth to get the file. (If I knew how to edit down the clip, I would; perhaps someone else can help with that.)
One female, at the end.
This clip is from a kind of performance project from a Canadian artist named Christof Migone. He filmed a number of people, male and female, trying to induce sneezes. Mostly they seem to use pepper or snuff or some other similar substance, and mostly they fail. (Not surprisingly, they seem unaware of other, more reliable methods of inducing, well known to members of this forum.) You can see a longer excerpt of these failures here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inh43gmHjNM
You won't find sneezes, only false starts. But if you go to the artist's own site for the project...
http://www.christofmigone.com/html/project...Eternuite.html#
...you will find an mp4 file of the whole thing. It's an enormous file, nearly 30 minutes long. Almost all of that is false starts, including those in the second clip above. A few minutes from the end, you'll find the one sneeze in the first clip above. Then the screen goes blank for a good while. Finally, at the very end, there is a final clip, of one of the best fits I have ever seen on video. It's female. It's worth all the wait and all the bandwidth to get the file. (If I knew how to edit down the clip, I would; perhaps someone else can help with that.)
"The sneeze as an attempt to become eternal"--LOL. If it were that easy, all allergy sufferers would surely be immortal by now!
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v6256362R8RbbkPS
An episode of Peter Pan and the Pirates some might want to save. Tinkerbell sneezes at 11:15, 13:19, and at 21:08
An episode of Peter Pan and the Pirates some might want to save. Tinkerbell sneezes at 11:15, 13:19, and at 21:08
QUOTE (brokensneeze @ Oct 21 2008, 09:21 PM)
QUOTE (Nea @ Oct 21 2008, 05:52 PM)
QUOTE (SunnyCaliGirl @ Oct 21 2008, 03:02 AM)
QUOTE (Dawnie @ Oct 21 2008, 12:46 AM)
....Wow. Thank you for finding that and posting it.
What in the world were those things in the beginning?
Spiders? Crabs? Spider Crabs? Whatever they were... they made my skin crawl. On top of it all ... they looked as if they were covered in some sort of powder. With the smoke and the spider/crab powder filling the air ... no wonder that dude was sneezing!Yeesh!
They're definitely crabs, and big ones too. You can see some people's hands come into the picture a few times, which provides scale. I'm guessing the "powder" is ice, since as far as I know these large crabs are usually caught in very cold water. It seems this clip is probably from a show such as Deadliest Catch that describes the lives of these people. While I'm sure it's easy for those people in that show to "catch" a cold as well as some crabs, a little sneezing fit is the least they have to worry about, with waves of freezing cold water splashing up onto the deck every few minutes.
Thanks so much for your reply, Brokensneeze.
It was very informative. You have a great flair for writing, by the way! 
Now Channel Five in the UK really is treating us sneeze fets! They have launched a station ident (logo) that features a girl who sneezes!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GTixg8paUo8&fmt=18
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GTixg8paUo8&fmt=18
I've added two more clips of M and the last two, at least until she gets online again.
The first occurs on Oct 17 @ 8:41 PM, a single. Good audio and video.
The second is just a few minutes later at 8:48 PM, again a single with good audio and video.
Both of the above clips can be found in my Savefile project.
Enjoy!
The first occurs on Oct 17 @ 8:41 PM, a single. Good audio and video.
The second is just a few minutes later at 8:48 PM, again a single with good audio and video.
Both of the above clips can be found in my Savefile project.
Enjoy!
QUOTE (Pseudosneeze @ Oct 22 2008, 05:01 AM)
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v6256362R8RbbkPS
An episode of Peter Pan and the Pirates some might want to save. Tinkerbell sneezes at 11:15, 13:19, and at 21:08
An episode of Peter Pan and the Pirates some might want to save. Tinkerbell sneezes at 11:15, 13:19, and at 21:08
Very nice.
Clip upcoming. Eventually...
So. Sorry for being away so long, my server had banned the forum from the net (or the net from the forum, I don't quite know which)
Anyway:
(M)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Pue63T42U (1)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VXi1gJGdIZ0 (4 from tobacco)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eMYrcHmfPd8 (2, 3:40 and 6:25, first one off camera - military sniffing tobacco)
Anyway:
(M)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Pue63T42U (1)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VXi1gJGdIZ0 (4 from tobacco)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eMYrcHmfPd8 (2, 3:40 and 6:25, first one off camera - military sniffing tobacco)
More M
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aEViQN22Zhk (1 from snorting pepper, 1:55 off camera)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_kazGpkgk (2 from snorting mustard, 2:55 and 3:10)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aEViQN22Zhk (1 from snorting pepper, 1:55 off camera)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_kazGpkgk (2 from snorting mustard, 2:55 and 3:10)
I've found a new J-TV'er Lindsay, her archives can be found here. I've confirmed that she was indeed 18 at the time these clips were recorded and cleared this with the SFF staff.
The first clip is from Oct 9 @ 7:56 PM. It's a single with good audio and video, although she does cover her face a bit with her hand.
The second clip is from Oct 14th @ 6:48 PM. This one is a triple with good audio and video, although she does again cover her face, as well as turning slightly off screen.
Both can be found in my new Savefile project located here.
The first clip is from Oct 9 @ 7:56 PM. It's a single with good audio and video, although she does cover her face a bit with her hand.
The second clip is from Oct 14th @ 6:48 PM. This one is a triple with good audio and video, although she does again cover her face, as well as turning slightly off screen.
Both can be found in my new Savefile project located here.
Holy crap love my wifes sneezes those were amazing! Thanks, as always!
QUOTE (oohmysoul @ Oct 24 2008, 06:34 AM)
Most of those sneezes are REALLY squeaky. I have never heard someone sneeze like that before. It reminds me a little of those toys, sometimes given out as party favors or similar, where you blow into a whistle-type thing and a little fan inside whirs around to give a high-pitched whine.
Very nice video Clockwork. Thank you.
Lamborghini
Lamborghini
I've added two more clips to the Lindsay project.
The first is from Oct 14th @ 7:23 PM. No actual sneezes, but she announces that she's about to sneeze and then has some wonderful facial expressions while trying to get the sneeze out.
The second is from Oct 14th @ 7:51 PM. These are probably the ones that wouldn't come out earlier. Two very nice sneezes, good audio so-so video. On the second sneeze the video freezes unfortunately, but still it's a nice clip.
Both can be found in my Savefile project located here.
The first is from Oct 14th @ 7:23 PM. No actual sneezes, but she announces that she's about to sneeze and then has some wonderful facial expressions while trying to get the sneeze out.
The second is from Oct 14th @ 7:51 PM. These are probably the ones that wouldn't come out earlier. Two very nice sneezes, good audio so-so video. On the second sneeze the video freezes unfortunately, but still it's a nice clip.
Both can be found in my Savefile project located here.
I've added one more clip to the Lindsay collection.
It occurs on Oct 16 @ 6:23 PM. Just one, good audio and video.
It occurs on Oct 16 @ 6:23 PM. Just one, good audio and video.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U-mk5ytsym4 1 from garlic powder
- you'll f---ing sneeze it out
...
- I'm *cough* gonna sneeze *cough*
- I told you --
- whAEHSHEW!
[no age on profile, but looks over 18]
- you'll f---ing sneeze it out
...
- I'm *cough* gonna sneeze *cough*
- I told you --
- whAEHSHEW!
[no age on profile, but looks over 18]
Since we already have a thread for longer discussions/debates surrounding anything to do with posted video links (YouTube, etc) located here, the entries discussing the posting of links to Justin.tv profiles in this thread has been moved there. Please do not start a debate in this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWetRcJBo4 (f)--an interesting way to interrupt a silly conversation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWX4RH7nP0E (3 F, starts at 1.50)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlMVpIM3BSQ (2 F, starts at 1.40) (According to her Myspace she's 18)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yWbPvgORp4 (2 F, starts at 11.35)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB0CZ4dPdh4 (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJkdUvMsTls (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBaznLis6Y (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06dWUXbki0 (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyYT_CrM2E (1 F, at 0.50)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax2dW3MKBGs (3 F, at the beginning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlMVpIM3BSQ (2 F, starts at 1.40) (According to her Myspace she's 18)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yWbPvgORp4 (2 F, starts at 11.35)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB0CZ4dPdh4 (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJkdUvMsTls (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBaznLis6Y (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06dWUXbki0 (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyYT_CrM2E (1 F, at 0.50)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax2dW3MKBGs (3 F, at the beginning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReSNFtu2j38
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD1jctCPUy4
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
delicious...! 
QUOTE (robres @ Oct 26 2008, 01:25 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReSNFtu2j38
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReSNFtu2j38 (FEMALE)
excuse me
No worries Simply prevents people from having to view clips they don't want to see - some people have a marked preference for one sex or the other, and for some, it's to the point of objecting to sneezes from their own gender
Simply prevents people from having to view clips they don't want to see - some people have a marked preference for one sex or the other, and for some, it's to the point of objecting to sneezes from their own gender
QUOTE (robres @ Oct 26 2008, 03:41 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD1jctCPUy4
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD1jctCPUy4 (FEMALE)
excuse me
QUOTE (robres @ Oct 26 2008, 10:59 AM)
QUOTE (robres @ Oct 26 2008, 01:25 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReSNFtu2j38
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
~ mod note: (F) - please indicate the gender of the sneezer when posting youtube links.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReSNFtu2j38 (FEMALE)
excuse me
And I already posted this one the other day, creating the clip from a J-TV archive. Someone just took the clip I created and reposted it to Youtube.
The other clip however is new I believe, and rather nice. Thanks!
And speaking of L, I've just added two more clips from her to my Savefile project.
The first is from Oct 18 @ 2:48 PM, a single with good audio and video.
The second is also from the 18th @ 4:03 PM, a double with good audio and video. Slight freeze in the vid during the second one, but still very nice.
The first is from Oct 18 @ 2:48 PM, a single with good audio and video.
The second is also from the 18th @ 4:03 PM, a double with good audio and video. Slight freeze in the vid during the second one, but still very nice.
i love lindsay sneezes 
Nice work, clockwork orange... how on earth did you find all those since there were no tags related to sneezing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoFadYVwLlY...feature=related (f)
No age indicated but the person in the video is definitely over 18 in my opinion.
No age indicated but the person in the video is definitely over 18 in my opinion.
Hey i was trying to dowload the clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yWbPvgORp4 with both youtube downloader and orbit and its too big for both. Any ideas how to get it downloaded?
tiikaran555: I use Google's site search to search thru the comments sections for the magic word.
Here's a few more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zldAzrgTgDk (1 F, at 2.35)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A3vFn0SGJA (2 F, at 1.15)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNVIHEp4hk (F, off screen fit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1B_kbU8Vu0 (4 F)
*link removed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPT5JHDDszE (1 F, at 9.05)
http://www.vimeo.com/837014 (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1hM_VzcCtQ (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LljyAMuf3nI (F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuhTWWrNb-Q (3 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgyTebMct5g (1 F, at 0.40)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pm1uZp8h9s (3 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJl8NFmF7uw (2 F, at 0.55 and 1.40)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_XRU_Lhgw (2 F, at 7.45)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_0SCTNeuQ (1 F, at 4.35)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...;VideoID=270737 (3 F, off screen but kind of nice)
Here's a few more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zldAzrgTgDk (1 F, at 2.35)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A3vFn0SGJA (2 F, at 1.15)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNVIHEp4hk (F, off screen fit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1B_kbU8Vu0 (4 F)
*link removed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPT5JHDDszE (1 F, at 9.05)
http://www.vimeo.com/837014 (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1hM_VzcCtQ (1 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LljyAMuf3nI (F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuhTWWrNb-Q (3 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgyTebMct5g (1 F, at 0.40)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pm1uZp8h9s (3 F)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJl8NFmF7uw (2 F, at 0.55 and 1.40)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_XRU_Lhgw (2 F, at 7.45)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_0SCTNeuQ (1 F, at 4.35)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...;VideoID=270737 (3 F, off screen but kind of nice)
Great finds, love the vimeo one!
Awesome collection, kudos to your effort!!!! 
Whoever featherking is, they need to be assassinated.
awesome finds clockwork orange, and thx for posting the times
QUOTE (sneezelover73 @ Oct 28 2008, 01:44 AM)
Whoever featherking is, they need to be assassinated.
huh? whats the point of this post?
He's likely referring to someone who's made still more inappropriate comments on one or more of those vids. Maybe a little over the top with assassination though (rolls eyes).
Clocky my man, allow me to add my Kudos.
Lamborghini
Lamborghini
I'm right there with you, Lamborghini - clockwork, you continue to amaze. Many thanks.
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